10. “How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?”
9. “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly”
8. “I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart”
7. “I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You”
6. “I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life”
5. “If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will”
4. “I’ve Got the Hungries For Your Love and I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line”
3. “My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart”
2. “I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight Because I’m Afraid She’d Win”
1. “I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me”
Feel free to add to the list…
Dan, I think your grasping for straws here. Just play it all backwards and all will live happly ever after.
Not much response to this one eh? C’mon people!
It’s OK to have fun once in a while. 😉
Here are my personal top 2 favorites that describe the country music and Hollywood culture to a tee…….
2> “My Ex Wife’s Wedding Dress was Wash and Wear”
1> “Buddy….your Wife’s been Cheatin’ on us Again”
Sorry, I’ve been listening to a lot more country music lately and they all sound legit to me.
Good fun, but, we must not have country fans. Try these.
My every day silver is plastic.
If you leave me, can I come too?
If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll go and find someone else who will.
Now, I understand why we have little comments. Everybody is out buy country CDs for Christmas.