Feel free to use these to make your Valentine laugh.

What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton!

What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re fun to hang around with!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purrr-fect for me!

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
You mean a great dill to me!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!

What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some bunny likes you!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a Valenshine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I’ll get lots of Valentine cards!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!

If you have another one, add it to the list.