The following was created by Dave Tippett…
10. Narnia City Council votes to remove all images of Aslan, replace them with generic alley cat that represents all felines of world
9. Mega Aslan den draws animal followers from smaller dens with better praise and worship band
8. Metaphors go crazy as Aslan assigns kingdom duties to second in command, a talking rock
7. Sequel set up when, after the victory, Charismatic Aslans clash with Southern Narnia Council Aslans.
6. The movie’s original title: “Jesus, Satan, and a Closet”
5. The White Witch wins battle after her ACLU lawyers get injunction against ‘lion roaring’ in public places
4. Long-haired “Lion King” cast ostracized from Narnia for singing and dancing…and the long hair thing
3. Endless winter in Narnia originally blamed on George Bush
2. Aslan bobbing head dolls wearing little “Pepsi” t-shirts seen in back window of Narnia’s mayor’s Ford Ranger
1. WWAD? bracelets being sold in town stores
Add a funny… or, if you’ve seen the movie, add a review. What did you think?
See my review discussion here.
11. Santa Claus Father Christmas arrested for trafficing deadly weapons disguised as Christmas gifts and distributing them to minors.
Hey, he’s Father Christmas, not Santa Claus!
From the Wikipedia definition of Santa Claus you linked to:
🙂
From the Wikipedia definition of Father Christmas I linked to:
🙂
Picky picky. Edited.
12. Narnia Council filibusters coronation of Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve.
While awaiting the arrival of the children, Centaur overheard saying to Aslan, “Lord, I’m worried about the Beaver.”
Aslan’s cowardly brother continually makes a buffoon of himself in the media and is forced to move to Oz where he tries to market his own brand of beer.
Pipe-smoking, ale-drinking liberal Anglican theologian becomes the darling of Southern Baptists thus plunging Hell into a perpetual state of winter freeze-over.
Wow, Ken, that is funny! I almost hurt myself…