On Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich. Jews traditionally go to a body of water such as the ocean, a stream or a river to pray and throw in breadcrumbs. This symbolizes throwing away one’s sins which the fish devour. Occasionally, people ask what kinds of breadcrumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors:
For ordinary sins – White Bread
For cowardly sins – French Bread
For particularly dark sins – Pumpernickel
For polygamy – Multi grain
For sins of indecision – Waffles
For sins committed in haste – Matzos
For sins of chutzpah – Any fresh bread
For substance abuse – Stoned wheat
For committing auto theft – Caraway
For timidity – Milk toast
For ill-temperedness – Sourdough
For silliness, eccentricity – Nut bread
For excessive irony – Rye bread
For unnecessary chances – Hero bread
For war-mongering – Kaiser rolls
For dressing immodestly – Tarts
For racist attitudes – Crackers
For being holier than thou – Bagels
For overeating – Stuffing
For indecent photography – Cheesecake
For raising your voice too often – Hallah
For pride and egotism – Puff pastry
For sycophancy – Brownies
For being overly smothering – Angel food cake
For trashing the environment – Dumplings
For telling bad jokes/puns – Corn bread
For laziness – Potato rolls
(copied from the internet)
C.A. Nix says
Me oh my Ken! An extra large helping of corn bread for you my brother. My wife would be most impressed as she is the queen of corn. You are without question the king.
Speaking of corn….
You are a true commodian; life of the potty. ;^