Today, again, 104… the actual heat index in direct sunlight is a sweltering 114, but let’s not think about that.

My commitment to you: To continue to post goofy/funny stuff until we get below the 100 degree mark! I am here for you…

The following are actual bloopers from the files of a doctors office:

When he stands he needs assistance to stay on his face.

He is a retired trunk driver.

Patient denies swallowing or chewing

Parent died in old cage of unknown cause.

Patient has a headache. Says she had no head before.

The patient does not smoke alcohol.

Patient has no idea where her limbs are.

Patient is a retired forearm.

From the funnies:

Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Hobbes: Isn’t your pants zipper supposed to be in the front?