Today is supposed to be the hottest day of the summer – 104 degrees, according to the heat index! So, I will offer some funnies this week to help you chuckle to the whirl of the air conditioner.

“Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War?

2. Advising the President?

3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin?

David Letterman

“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”

Johnny Carson

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Charlie Brown, “Peanuts” by Charles Schulz