A friend sent this to me and I thought it was very funny. I know it’s a bit late, but funny transcend’s time. Don’t believe me? Just ask Depak Chopra, he believes anything.

Top Ten Most Returned Mother’s Day Gifts:

10. “Punch It!”, the railroad crossing game

9. “The Big Book of Things I’ll Tell My Therapist in 20 Years”

8. Soiled “Hands Across America” t-shirt

7. “Too Slow Ronnie, the Roadkill Raccoon”

6. Coin-operated vacuum cleaner

5. Mr. Goodwrench earrings

4. Indian’s playoff tickets

3. Black ‘n Decker makeup applicator

2. Screaming toddler personalized cell phone ring

1. Whack a Facial Mole