We finish our countdown of the Eight Worst Convenience Store Foods! It’s been fun. Let’s remember: preservatives in foods are an oxymoron to us!

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Kylmaenen Reindeer Pate (Kylmaenen Oy)

This Finnish canned good may not be particularly tasty, but at least it answers the age-old question of why Rudolph was so eager for that safe, steady job on Santa’s sleigh team — he didn’t want to end up a cracker spread.

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Tengu Clam Jerky (Tengu Co.)

Nothing you’ve ever consumed can prepare you for the horror that is clam jerky. Still, this product does score a sort of conceptual coup: If you’re the sort who’s always found raw clams too slimy and gelatinous for your taste, these dried, shriveled mollusks will help you dislike clams on a whole new level.

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My job here is done…