Today we start a countdown to the Eight Worst Convenience Store Foods! We will take two a day, each day. Tell a friend to join us, you may save a life!

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#8.
Meeter’s Kraut Juice (Stokely USA)

Yes, that’s sauerkraut juice, which is even worse than it sounds. The taste and smell can be a bit, well, harsh, but KJ is reputed by its fans to have certain medicinal benefits (as a source of vitamin C, cure for intestinal bugs, etc.), which adds up to a classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

#7.
Guycan Corned Mutton with Juices Added (Bedessee Imports)

The best thing about this Uruguayan canned good is the very pouty-looking sheep on the package label — he seems to be saying, “Go on, eat me already.” The second-best thing is the presence of both “cooked mutton” and “mutton” in the ingredients listing, which would seem to have all the mutton bases covered.

mmmm tasty!